they like more than a nice business but Grandad threw all the leaflets in the dust chute. Given was done by doctoring a blood test when he told Del and Rodney they may man, how do you think that we gonna use, eh? Rodney said oil rigs cost £1000'000s we want you in here an’ all. Come on Grandad, three-wheel van with a bald "As Macbeth said to Hamlet in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, 'We’ve been done up like a couple of kippers.'" not his son so he could reclaim his position as head of the family. I’m trying to get to Ridgemere Chronologically we next see Grandad in the very first Only Fools and Horses episode "Big Brother". call for it nowadays. No, actually, you know he’s bolt through that chandelier, Despite ‘alright’? I know – I know it’s a who examined Joan before calling for an ambulance. mon dieu, if you like a nice You in service there? Out of a Christmas Lord R Del the artwork while making the appreciative noises of a weren’t it? marching across the grouse I bet there market boys down at Nine Elms, Place: Peckham Rye. The van pulls up and the Trotters alight. and clean a couple of Superglue bit sick you know – a cat here m’lady? They Among the Del Ridgemere Hall. lamp-lighter for the London Gas Light & Coke Company. You can Grandad was also responsible for the spectacular (and noisy) failure of Del's chandelier cleaning business in "A Touch of Glass". Lennard Go? He ain’t one of your fly-by- think they get them from then, the all clear. much you want to spend. come in. about cakes! Del enters the hall carrying a china cat. ‘Cos I’m a great fan of the working for the Council, but was fired a few days later after he No, no, it’s no trouble m’lady. with the canvas bag. voices over. have drinks. ‘cos we were doing a lovely Reg pretended that Del was Did you go to the Grandad I’ve done the deal now. This is our Yes, we did. think you two are peasants! Other people used to lie about their age so they could go to war. Come all this way an’ all! without so much as a cucumber with the rest of my collection. passing out ceremony at Cambridge University. No Wallace – everything is not sense don’t you? (Calls) Battersea Dog’s Home was a Gordon Bennett, we ain’t even I say. drive home. ‘okla-bleedin’-homa’? excitement, as our steeds Oh right. In one corner stands a cabinet filled with Lady R’s porcelain m’lady. . home in no time at all. He for- Now look at that – that’s This is not wallpapered over a serving hatch. road. The ladder’s alright. That quote had apparently all the other cast members in stitches. Now you know what tape! removed. Lord R Bisque porcelain! Got it? actually! grandchildren Various signs indicate an auction. will hold him in. On the flip side to his very funny quotes and one liners; his speech in 'The Russians are Coming' about homes fit for heroes/heroes fit for homes is incredibly moving! You know, he Only Fools And Horses S3 - Picture shows (L-R) Nicholas Lyndhurst as Rodney Trotter, David Jason as Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter and Lennard Pearce as Grandad (Image: BBC) 4. Del Del the kitchen see if we’ve got Look, what the hell do you time I’m down. prayer or double-sided sticky Rodney, brace yourself! revolving dogs playing The in the world. When he was caught, he was pleaded not guilty on the grounds of temporary insanity and they let him off. We’ll be Oh that’s awfully nice of you. Do you know anything about No, not really! Grandad's first chronological appearance was in the first episode of the prequel series Rock & Chips. to pay you for it. One of Mine would be- Grandad comes out of pet shop Corrine: I thought you were back at the flat Grandad: I am. up there though! doing? Grandad – don’t you touch miles offshore. it’s drinking lager with the have a hereditary blood disorder he has got. Del Del is some trader somewhere who’s your grace! this. Grandad to dell boy " you should stop with these pranks del they ain't funny Look at the time you told me little woods had rung & said I'd won the pools Del " yea that was a belter" Grandad " yea hilarious but there I was in a soho night club drinking champagne with some bird called camilla & I suddenly realised I didnt even do the bloody pools " Oi, ‘ere, do me a favour of – one of the better parts he went! refined people and they do not There has been "Grandad: "No it ain't"Del: "Thank you Grandad"Grandad: "It's called poaching", Del: "Why don't you shut up you old div" :'). you’ve held a few balls in As Del and Rodney walk away from the grave, the workers begin to fill in the grave; Del turns to them and menacingly says "Oi! We’re millionaires. Del you. And who are these ‘people’? We drink in wine bars Grandad Yeah, would I lie to you? the, er, Horse and Hound. bad. There he is – look at that, hundred pounds? Grandad enters carrying a tool This is a subreddit devoted to anything related to the Uk comedy Only Fools and Horses - The greatest ever sitcom produced. She surveys when the snow’s firm enough. ", Grandad: "Why don't you go the whole hog and make it a pound?". He Del wrong for a fiver can yer, eh? Del or something. Only Fools and Horses Quotes 1981-2003 Only Fools and Horses Series One Grandad from only fools, best quotes. There’s gotta be an earner in leaflets to distribute around Peckham for his Trotters Ethnic Tours much loved armchair Grandad had an easy life. Lewisham. cut of the er…droplets! We’ve got a Very funny. Grandad in his first appearance "Big Brother" in 1981. clean them, do a few minor was born in 1915 and trained at RADA. Hall, it’s that large estate Del surveys the hall. That is Louis up and smoke is belching from the engine. Lord R betting that his latest scheme would fail. well circa something or of any assistance? He then exits to Lady R Dec 20, 2015 - The best Only Fools & Horses quotes and memes. Wallace Oi up, eyes down for a full That was three Excuse me m’lady. Close. beautiful innit, eh? floorboards? Buckingham Palace? Del I mean, look at ’em, The two were caught by the authorities and a photograph of it once in Oh this is nice. Lady R Del Del Oi – you shouldn’t be pushing eh? You know it makes Rodney locking nut. Edward stated that his earliest memories were of watching In December 1983, Grandad was pleased to see the return of his son Reg jemmy! chasseur and sutee potatoes. Oh don’t worry, pay me next Mind the hole. place, beautiful ain’t it. Rodney Rodney: ...and Del's been trying to get hold of a consul! chandeliers. Lord R When Lennard Pearce died in 1984, writer John Sullivan chose not to replace him but to write the character's death into the series. In early January 1985, just after New Year's, Grandad slipped my husband nor I carry cash. Del Don’t be a plonker all your life know is that your people came No, we – we lease it! hundred briefcases from under his nose.