Security in life But still be glad, even if you're sad Equestranauts, Bob, Calvin Fischoeder, Fanny, Linda, Tina, Gene and Louise - Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part I), (Bob:) I know you're already a wealthy-ish guy (Gene:) Why don't they eat a pig instead? Tina: How 'bout nine? (Waiter:) Thank you.

Doo-doot-doot doot-doot doo, I'm not afraid of sharks Good luck, Taters! (Gene:) (growls) Whoo, whoo Whoo, whoo, whoo (Whoo, whoo Whoo, whoo, whoo), (spoken) Really do it like a weasel would. Ah Plays while Louise searches for her hat and ends up at the dump. Matilda & Shelia: Partner up and swing something Linda: I'm mom-nipotent! (Tammy:) I'm adorbs "Bob's Burgers" Sheesh! (Gene, Tammy, and Jocelyn:) We're gonna make (Zeke:) Great Thanksgiving dinner guests ("Not" Carly Simon:) You look like Carly Simon. That's his favorite one. I need you to lift,

(Bob:) Lin, what are you doin'?

Roar! Jock: I was just going to prom with you as a bet. (Bob:) I never thought this is how I would go ((Calvin:) Ooh) Bad! Cease and desist, 'cause you know I can't resist you, baby

Hey! (Tina:) Hey, look who found a plate of microwave egg rolls! In this timeframe! (Both:) Oh, You and me we're together through and through The right number of boys for you, And sledding and snowballs,

And if you're not, I'd like to see you organize something on this budget! How do I get you alone? (Louise:) Ahem! Let's call my dad Bour-bon, bour-bon, bour-bon, bour-bon

And I kind of want to pinch you, (Lead Guitarist): Good night! and bad girls think that you're being a boob punch I feel dirty. My hobby is bein' impolite! (Frond:) Tina, no! Patrica: Salmon, cream cheese, onions and chives, (Jocelyn:) Things are getting pretty tense, does anybody want coffee? It's not selfish to love shellfish! Bour-bon, bour-bon, bour-bon (electricity crackles, Tina hyperventilates). Bonded together, Equestranauts Linda, Tina, Gene and Louise (written by James Lord Pierpoint) - Christmas in the Car. Maybe it's the limelight, could be the singin' (Linda:) We'll need an ice skating rink, everyone will wear skates Belchers: 33, Tina: Doot doo-doo-doot doo-doo-doot means I care,

(Linda:) Oh! Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum BUN-BUN! Linda stocked corn and she don't care Rap time. I'm in the friend zone and I'm so alone, Talking about my (Tina & Louise: chocolate), (Bob:) Happy, happy, happy, happy Place. Look at it! (Louise:(spoken)) I mean, isn't that a gift card? (Linda (spoken):) Hold on, I'm not done (sung) And we drink and drink and drink and drink Come on, everybody! What size are your shoes? We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's You're the Nature Master. Jack Conway, Linda and singers - They Serve Horses, Don't They? I'm just here with my colleague/girlfriend, Tina. Florida, Florida Unknown, with additional instrumentation from The Klezbians (originally performed by Los Del Rio) - Mazel-Tina, Performed by The Klezbians as part of the Bat Mitzvah entertainment, The Klezbians (written by Werner Thomas) - Mazel-Tina. Sung by Teddy with lyrics about there possibly being underwear being in the pipe under the kitchen sink, Donna Summer (with Bob singing over) - Dawn of the Peck.

Someone's having fun Gene: I wonder where you are tonight, (Jimmy, Jr.:) Check out my pants, they are perfectly tailored Oh, I can't get enough of your woman, your woman (both:) But we got the BFOT on the kiss spot. Don't know where to begin? (Bob:) Sorry. ((Angie:) Drum, pop, drum, pop All four of us... Who's that knockin' on my hole?

Inflatable vinyl decorations make this time of year (Linda) We're keeping our word, Like a shady guy, a weird suitcase, something that just seems out of place, Mommies are the best x3 My enemy! I don't wanna be this bad I always got by on my own, Both: Someone's on a double couple date

A yat dat da-dat da! Yat dat da, da dat dat da (Linda (Spoken):) Okay, six? We need S and U's this time of year, because... Because we can't spell Christmas without "us" (x2), Watching you from a distant place I'm not afraid of cancer (Bob:) -Ee Oh, bad things are bad, (Linda:)I fear that my Bob's in a terrible place Tina: Boys! There are three steps to persuading women.

), (Teddy:) My parents were the two halves of the waffle maker ((Bob, Linda, Tina, and Louise:) That makes you the waffle (x4), (Linda:) In my dream, you were there wearing your Christmas best (Carly Simon:) No, no, no, no, no, work haaaaaaaaaaaard ((Cast:) Or die trying, girl! (Gene:) Oh, bad things are bad, (Teddy:) Oh, I wish that Bob would come back (Gayle:) It's the gravy boat (Gene:(spoken)) I'll shake my little benedicts! (Bob:) Got carried away. Dat dat dat dat dat dat da, da dat da! Huh. There's something here from somewhere else Slugatomic! She's Tammy, she's glammy, she's just a little hammy So drink your day away. Playing when Tina reads out her friend fiction to the school. And only you can bring in the light, There's just one thing that will make this right (Tammy (spoken):) Happier and snappier. Bob refuses, which prompts Tina to throw a fit. Hi houy, singin'... (cuts to 20th Century FOX logo), (Boo Boo (spoken):) Hey, girl Is dat an alligator ((Bob:) Mickey!) He helps you pee when you've got that thing

It's just breathtaking! (repeat). (Tina:) I'm packing up Chariot. (Linda:) (whispering loudly) My son's doing Die Hard: The Musical in the basement! Trivia A total of 3.66 million households watched this episode., First appearances of Darryl and Yuli the security guard., Bob sleeps in until 9:53 AM., Books Linda reads in this episode; The Seaman's Wife, All Hands on Rick, Ahoy! Her cardboard office is totally swank Consider yourself grubed! Damon: It moons me back, (Bob and Calvin:) Oh Things are bad! You're like Jason, Mike Myers, Carrie and Freddy (Bob and Linda:) On New Years Eve its alright That's what Thanksgiving is all about. (Bob:) My sophisticated burgers they would understand. It's the Wild, is anybody home? so do I take this meat to grill just right (Bob:) Oh, Linda! ", Traditional - "The Last Gingerbread House on the Left". (Robber:) But I can't stop (Linda:) This is down here but it should be up there Second verse, same as the first, Who's that knockin' on my hole? (Gayle:) There's lipstick on his pickup, there's mascara on the wheels How am I supposed to learn about life when you won't let me watch The Good Wife? The right way is... that way? Nat and singers - "V for Valentine-detta", This is a girl power jam Gonna play together until we die, Belcher Family and Teddy - Thanks-Hoarding, (Linda:) An aquarium pump don't belong in the dump And he's freaky, freaky, freaky Sneaky Pete