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You can get in a workout, but you can also help clear your mind.” – Brendan Brazier, athlete and author. Marriage is about love, not gender.” – Anna Paquin, actress, 23. You want something that completely comes from the side to surprise you.” – Robert Lepage, playwright, 33.

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These 100 insightful Canadian quotes will make you smile, sigh and maybe even inspire you to make some changes in your life! ), 54. “It’s the ordinary things that seem important to me.” – Alex Colville, late painter, 14. The only wedding episode I can think of off the top of my head is the Royal Canadian wedding episode. Here are 10 crazy Tim Hortons facts you never knew! The strike had massive consequences, causing many Canadians to die from starvation and exposure. “We shouldn’t forget to be happy about celebrating who we are and what we’d like to become.” – Julie Payette, Governor General of Canada and astronaut (Looking for more words of wisdom? “If I had the choice—which I do not—I would choose better political conditions and literary obscurity.” – Margaret Atwood, writer, 92. “Time moves in one direction, memory in another.” – William Gibson, writer, 44. "Canada on Strike" is the fourth episode in the twelfth season of the American animated television series South Park. Give a gift > MENU; Jokes; Pandemic Life; Games; Health; Our Canada; Video; Subscribe; Search terms Search form submit button. Let’s try to get beyond that.” – Alex Trebek, television host (Don’t miss these five secrets of a Jeopardy! But I believe in possibilities, and sometimes we have to redefine what is realistic.” – Heather Moyse, athlete, (Don’t miss our countdown of 13 reasons it’s great to live in Canada! Build on who you are. “Don’t worry, folks.

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“I think reconciliation with indigenous people remains the biggest social justice issue facing the country, because we don’t do a good job of acknowledging the contributions native people have made. 08/13/2020. We recommend our users to update the browser. Don’t miss the 70 life lessons we’ve learned from Reader’s Digest! “Climate denial is not just about denying the science; it’s about denying the urgency of the science.” – Naomi Klein, author and activist (Scary fact: Here are 13 islands that won’t exist in the next 80 years. ), 17. ), 83. “There’s nothing worse than things happening to you that you’ve planned. “We can’t dream our way out of oppression.” – David Chariandy, writer, 77. Sorry for the long delay in updating. Become a whole person. Time spent laughing at yourself is time well spent.” – Jim Carrey, actor (Don’t miss the 70 funniest Reader’s Digest jokes of all time! “You have to ask yourself, Am I building a birdhouse or a deck? ), 75.

It’s relaxing.” – Leslie Feist, singer-songwriter, 99. “Does it pay to listen? Email. "It's a beautiful day for all of Canada" or "Now the man and wife fart on each others face, as is of course tradition" There was also one where chef got married with the succubus, i think it was called "The succubus"( that one is really funny, i laugh every time, even though i seen it 5 times) where Cartman is at the eye doctor. But I know I can’t sing, okay?” – Neil Young, singer-songwriter, 88. ), 47. “The constant happiness is curiosity.” – Alice Munro, Nobel Prize-winning short story writer, 58.

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So, I will write till I die.” – Farley Mowat, writer and environmentalist, 26. “It is undoubtedly easier to believe in absolutes, follow blindly, mouth received wisdom. “I think celebrity in all but exceptional cases of personal integrity and a measure of humility, always has a dark side.” – Linden MacIntyre, journalist, 9. I worked towards the butterscotch pudding, but it didn't happen :(, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast.

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“Moral courage is a concept that isn’t talked about but is always noticed by its absence.” – Sally Armstrong, journalist, 61. “Obviously I enjoy being well received or successful, but my goals aren’t for other people to know about, they’re for me.” – Lynn Crawford, chef (Check out these 10 easy Lynn Crawford recipes you can make at home!

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Keep repeating "as is tradition". Brian Boitano, Kyle's Mom's a Bitch and so on. When Stan Marsh and his friends go see an R-rated movie, they start cursing and their parents think that Canada is to blame. “I only use my iPhone as a camera. I want to get into their homes. “I’m kind of a Jewish atheist; I bathe in the racial beauty of Judaism, but I don’t really see what that has to do with a belief in God. That, I really think, is at the centre of the drama of all adult life.” – Shad, rapper (Check out our countdown of the top 25 Canadian albums of all time. ), 59.
“Take your voice to where it’ll be most effective.” – Buffy Sainte-Marie, singer-songwriter (Here’s how Buffy Sainte-Marie is making Canada a better place—for all of us! With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes. I’m just a kid from Nanaimo who had a good band teacher and good parents, and I don’t know how I ended up here.” – Diana Krall, singer and pianist, 13.

or you could dress up as a Lochness monster and ask them for tree fiddy. “The leadership role is really to build the riverbanks and let the water flow freely.” – Bonnie Brooks, vice-chairman of Hudson’s Bay Company, 41.