You don't ever, ever! Never invite a New Jersey housewife into your home. Yeah. Your mom is from Jersey! It's the evenin' news. Ve are very sore-y, but Cal-i-for-ni-a cannot afford helping you at this time. And by my account, that's strike three! South Park tries to keep New Jersey from spreading to their town, and they are forced to turn to some of their enemies for help. Hello, Mr. bin Laden. You're one of them, dude. The town discusses the impending Jersey threat and Sheila comes forward with a confession. © 2020 CBS Interactive Inc. All rights reserved. 'Ey, come on, there's people from Jersey all over! Episode 9. The townsfolk have brought everything they could think of to form a barricade against the Jersey folk. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park. South Park is in danger of becoming West Jersey within the week. It's the "Jersey News" with anchormen P-Train and Tan Jovi! The boys discuss the Jersey problem...and then come face to face with it. Randy tries to rally support from California's Governor, while Cartman remains suspicious of Kyle. Meeee! When Osama bin Laden was watching the peace video Randy Marsh sent him, it showed the Jersey Shore intro, with Snooki in her monstrous form. As the Jerseyites spill into Colorado and approach South Park, Randy and … ", and people are all like, "Yo! Season 14 E 9 • 10/13/2010. For more on this story we go to Chicago. It had aired on October 13, 2010. The more distance between me and the others from Jersey, the better I feel. Apparently, a town called South Park, which is at the border of Denver, New Jersey, is discriminating against people from Jersey! I was really fine. Okay, all better. Their feelings matter for another ten months, damn it! Technically, you are from Jersey. Where's Randy? I know you have seen countless horrors in your lifetime, Mr. bin Laden, and that you have witnesses the very worst of mankind. Having neighbors from Jersey is the worst! Our fortitude was the inspiration for others and now, New Jersey is slowly receding back to the desolate land from whence it came. I mean, that's why you're stuck wearing garbage like that, right? Summary: New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park. We're just a small town. I know this has to be very upsetting for you, Kyle. As the Jerseyites spill into Colorado and approach South Park, Randy and … No, because U-tah is between Colo-rah-do and Cal-i-for-ni-a. Yeah. No, no, Kyle, it's actually... lights! You whack job, prostitution... Let's get the fuck outta here! South Park Review: "It's a Jersey Thing" Eric Hochberger at October 14, 2010 12:18 pm . "It's a Jersey Thing" is the ninth episode of the fourteenth season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 204th episode of the series overall. Jewish, Jersey and Ginger! I don't see any other choice. We have all noticed a steep rise in everything Jersey lately. Your blood is tainted with the three J's! I just have one question, Kyle. Smashed the cigarette machine in half. It's one of them! They won't sell houses to people from Jersey, and they're making all the ones who moved in move out. Everyone in Jersey is upset at South Park. Well, that does it! Watch South Park: It's a Jersey Thing from Season 14 at TVGuide.com. That thing's from Jersey, too! No, I- I'm serious. When I got pregnant with you, Kyle, your father and I were living with my parents in Newark. My dad says to distribute all these guns. New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Deep down inside, you're a monster. Summary: Everything east of the Rockies is now part of New Jersey! Neither of us wanted our child to be from Jersey, so we moved. At Sizzler when you were yelling "Muff cabbage," what's muff cabbage? South Park, night, town square. ; The music played in the Jersey Shore intro Osama bin Laden was sent in aired version of this show is different from the music played on South Park Studios' version of the episode. Now that the boys know Kyle's mom is from Jersey, their group starts to break down. New Jersey • South Park Review: "It's a Jersey Thing" Eric Hochberger at October 14, 2010 12:18 pm . Tryin' to help. That's the last of it! We can't stop New Jersey on our own. The citizens of South Park make a final stand against New Jersey. And what about the families of the victims of 9/11? Yeah, but lockin' Kyle in a meat freezer? © 2008 - 2020 Southpark-online.nl - For fans, by fans. Have you. Whenever crazy things are happening in South Park, he and Kyle are there to provide the voice of reason and help resolve the problems, often with a comforting speech or at least some memorable highlights from Star Trek. Then we've got to start falling back to Utah! The episode was written and direct No matter how obnoxious they are, they will convince themselves that you all actually think they're cool. Randy tells the town about New Jersey's conquests. The Dog Whispere Some inf... (The complete plot for this South Park Episode), Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods, Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus, The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka, The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer, The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers. You have to send your troops to join us in this fight. You just wanna lock me in there because you think I'm one of them. Snooki • Kyle saving Cartman from being raped by Snooki — Cartman actually thanks him for it. Have you noticed how yellow that bitch's teeth are? The Marsh family has the new neighbors from New Jersey over for dinner. A lot of people think the Jersey look is nice. The Jersey in Kyle is coming out. As for me, well, you're a heartless backstabbing Jersey boy, Kyle, and I shan't be playing basketball with the likes of you. On this day let us all remember that no people on this earth are really enemies, only folks with differences. It premiered on Comedy Central in the United States on October 13, 2010. Cartman tries to rally the other boys against Kyle. Overcompensating a little, aren't we, Kyle?! In the episode, New Jersey is rapidly taking over the nation one state at a time and their next stop is South Park. Joe and Teresa Giudice • We can't take on all of Jersey. So far, I can tell that everyone here really likes me. Oh! He's still questioning that new prisoner. The town begins a war between New Jersey because obnoxious New Jersey residents visit and annoy the South Park residents. We're just a small town. Home. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. As the Jerseyites spill into Colorado and approach South Park, Randy and the boys stand strong against the onslaught. Account. Alright, Mr. Situation, we'll try this again! I'm saying that for the first two months I carried you in my stomach, I lived in Newark. As the Jerseyites spill into Colorado and approach South Park, the town stands strong against the onslaught. Hey! Get a detailed look at every new and returning show coming to broadcast... 2012 Fall TV Preview: Our Night-by-Night Guide. Our fall TV preview concludes with a comprehensive guide to the new and... 2013 Fall TV Preview: Our Comprehensive Guide to the Season's New and Returning Shows. So then he grabs my throat, right?