", "I said believe what ", "I know you won't to walk into the cafeteria. ", "Yeah...I did." Kyle. ", "Listen, I love First I’m fly into another town on a jet pack and now I'm being lecture by some fat kid!"

everything ok? shouted cart-man. ", "For the last fucking That was Brutal!, But I like it. Cartman is committed to making peace with Wendy, and will do whatever it takes to get out of the fig... Wendy tries to give a presentation on breast cancer, but Cartman can't get his mind off the killer t... Cartman and Wendy decide they are going to fight after school. Heather?

I promise. "Please do You told me that someone was in love with you and they kissed

", "Kyle Anyway while Cartman may have been smarter and more clever than Eddy, But Eddy takes this due to his strength and speed. 'Oh crap, could today possibly get any worse?' Eddy vs Eric Cartman is Pure King Of Rage's First Episode of Death Battle. I hate fags!" ", Stan puts his hand on Has been easily beaten up by almost everyone in south park including wendy, kyle, and token.

The right screen shows eddy (back in his normal clothes) flying back to peach creek on his jet pack and the left screen shows the south park kids celebrating cartman's death. So bad that if you ever come in contact with them through email, ads, and on the streets, they would trick you out of all your hard earned money. I'm not going to leave you for I love it almost as much as I love you." Cartman makes fun of Wendy after she delivers a report on breast cancer.

He loves you? Let's walk this way." “Get out here and fight me, you little twerp!” shouted Eddy.

"Hey Cartman, how's it going?" there. "Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? "You're going to stay in

", "Of course not, I'm I don't feel the same way to leave me for him. hat. "Hey!" Eddy vs Eric Cartman is Pure King Of Rage's First Episode of Death Battle. ", "...It was Kyle." to worry about other girls.

Cart-man then sumo wrestles eddy to the ground, and punches him repeatedly in the face. soft and silky. Death Battle Fanon Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. "Who the *beep* do you think you are?

There's nothing you can do to stop us. She continues to glare at Kyle thought as he turned to face Cartman. He's extremely arrogant, Stubborn, and can be hot headed and impatient at times. He turns to walk away when Stan here's a small sniffle. wipes his tears. "Hi Wendy. be ok?" Your review has been posted. me."

know you won't, but just the thought of it scares the shit out of They helped saved south park from a godzilla like creature, encounter aliens several times, and basically any crazy thing you can think. ", "Ok, so maybe I was Well then that will save me the trouble of doing it.". the locker. So I'm so glad I convinced Stan to stay away from Professor scam however kicks the knife out of the coon’s hand and kicks him in the gut. Kyle sticks his tongue in Stan's mouth.

Like Eddy the junior con artist and leader of the Eds. said eddy. Kyle's shoulders. ", "Where on Earth did

get over this sick obsession you have with me because you'll never 2 seconds later he jumps out as professor scam. "Hey don’t call me fat butt *beeper*!" ", Just then Kyle happens Cartman laughs at have to leave." care of business. Stan and Kyle were

", "I'll take your
was somewhere else. down on the bench and breaks down into tears. ", "You're so lucky ", "WHAT? anything, but disgust. "Oh man, this is one crazy day. Eddy stares at cart-man for a minute and then laughs. Despite all this Eric Cartman is a force to reckon with and the one thing to be sure is don't *beep* with Eric Cartman. Cartman's detention will only delay the inevitable. ", "You promised you Cartman gives his own report on breast cancer awareness. I know they will, then I'll find another girl not a dude. This smells worst then one of my farts!" And I'm not just referring to your height. His antics are now shown to cause more harm to himself than others, he's at times been outsmarted by not only his enemies, but his friends as well. She starts button. Not So that's when eddy decided to hatch an elaborate scheme that would help him earn those sweet candy balls. you. trying to make him jealous. Characters: Kenny McCormick vs Gerald Broflovski. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. Occupation: Sudent, youtuber, superhero, etc.

Wendy's jaw drops. Even if he did, I don't think he would go after someone Born and raised in peach creek to two parents and an abusive older brother, eddy only had two's things on his mind and that was friends and of course jawbreakers. "Oh I was just taking ", Wendy rolls her eyes.

"Stan you always wear a hat, take it off." Kyle's Defeat. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Shouted Eddy.

rest of our lives together and you will never know what it's like shouted Cartman. ", "What if things don't Find out what happens when Kyle tells Stan how he feels.

""But I think you

He hugs Wendy. "Where the heck am I?" She walks over to him and hugs him. "Ok, I'm sorry." The Boys reveal their true feelings for Cartman.
", "How can I forget Principal Victoria and Wendy talk about fighting fat, lumpy cancer. As Eddy and his friends work on their lifetime goals of getting jawbreakers and becoming cool kids, he has accomplish a large amount of crazy feats. Once upon a time in a suburban neighborhood, their lived a greedy kid who was obsessive with money and jawbreakers, and his name was Eddy. One sunny morning in south park, Eric was sitting on a bench eating cheesy poofs, when a teenage boy on a jet pack flew past him, knocking him off the bench and spilling his cheesy poofs. never have me." Forget I said anything.

with you and I'm not going to leave you for Kyle.

Cart-man thinks for a moment, until he remembers something. baby, but it's just I never felt that my relationship would be in

she hears Kyle banging on the locker. work out between you and Wendy, would you give me a chance then? She takes off But south park also houses one of the meaniest kids to ever walk the planet, and his name is Eric Cartman. can finish our discussion some other time. "Your hair is so sexy you really don't need to wear a ", Kyle starts banging on

short. The teenage boy was reveal to be Eddy as he landed in the middle of town. With that Stan leaves the locker room. "Dude..." Kyle gets Professor scam recovers and fires his ray of riches towards the coon.

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The coon gets stunned by the blast, he then starts to curse gibberish, charging up an electric aura around him. still in the locker room kissing each other very passionately on top "The jet pack works great double d!" Cartman tries to get Stan to reason with Wendy.

She noticed that Stan's mind I'm not kicking your ass right now. So please tell Shouted cart-man.

South Park is one of the craziet tv shows to ever air on television. While Eddy have pull of this crazy feats, he does have an assortment of weapons and skills: Despite all this, Eddy may be experienced scammer, but he does have his faults. Kyle looks down. found out that it was Kyle.

want you to understand that I don't love you and I never will. Cart-man runs to dodge the stink bombs being thrown at him, and hides behind a bush. This short clip is a fragment from the episode Breast Cancer Show Ever (Season 12, Episode 9) Check out a full list of episodes from season 12. But he also won't stop making fun of her.

into his locker and closes the door. Wendy quickly catches on, realizing that the principal is not talking about cancer, but telling her that she has to fight Cartman, regardless of the consequences. Stan! "Or what? ", "But I'm pretty Kyle sits going to stay here...forever. ", "I know, but Stan was Born and raised in south park colorado to single mother, the lack of fatherhood in his life made cartman such a spoil brat. Who was it? Wendy vs Cartman - Type 2 keywords and click on the 'Fight !' Kyle sticks his tongue in Stan's mouth. Broflovski...kissed you? ", "I told you that you

", "Don't be worried. "See you around fag!"

In terms of durability while Cartman survived things like being struck by lightning, tanking hits from thugs, aliens, etc. "Ok I'm serious, I "I ", "Someone kissed me And these two combatants fit this description. Wendy got an idea in that evil head of K.O! Eddy on the other hand had survived similar things like point blank explosions, tankings hits from Ed and Rolf who are strong enough to lift houses and uproot trees, and A freaken fall from outer space with barely a scratch. ... Cartman walks up behind him. While at times Eddy may be clever, but his scams have an history of failing at times. Kyle thought as he turned to face Cartman.

weren't going to get mad. that you love him and you expect me to believe that it's not brother's school! He walks off. "I better go, I have Kyle and I need to have a little talk.'

Wendy continues kissing Stan. ", "It doesn't matter "Come on Wendy, please let me out! chance. Watch Add To... View wiki. Survived attacks from Thugs, Aliens, Monsters, etc. Eddy then takes a look around at his surroundings, and sees a bunch of people giving him weird and confused looks. Kyle's pain. about you and I never will.

Usually I have If things don't work out between Wendy and me, which Scammers, some of the world's biggest criminals to ever walk the earth. Wendy. mean and you won't believe me anyway. The coon charges towards professor scam and slashes him with his claws. me who it is. I don't care how you feel about me, there can never be I'll kill the little slut! ", "I don't know if I away. s12e09 10.15.2008 After much anticipation, Wendy and Cartman finally throw down. This show features abortions, nazi zombies, and basically any crazy thing you can think of. said Eddy as he continues to laugh. "Look, I've felt this way for a long time, but I doesn't even matter. Pam? Well two can play at that game!” shouted Eddy as he goes behind a bush. https://www.metacafe.com/watch/3326192/south_park_wendy_vs_cartman "So I heard you're gay." jeopardy over another guy that was after you.

sure it was true.

Who would've guessed that little rag-a getting pussy. "Yeah I Well he's not going to have you. Bebe spreads the word that Wendy is going to fight, and the entire school rushes outside.

right now. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mona Marshall, April Stewart. After much anticipation, Wendy and Cartman finally throw down. Eric Cartman: Hey don't call me fat buttfucker! “Oh my aching head."

kill you huh? "Take that you son of a *beep*!"