Ballistic: Ecks vs. A point in the film’s defense: Originally, the character of Agent Sever was male. Sever is a movie not even released, but it sounds pretty nice, and Ecks vs. "Ballistic -- Ecks vs. SEVER EVEN MEAN? Pictures provided by: antp, rtsbusman1997, ? Ballistic: Ecks vs. Patrick? In the coming days it may or may not be revealed that your long dead great-great-grandfather was in fact not killed in a mining accident in the old west, but is instead married to your former business partner who now owns a multi-national gunrunning business. Sever had an interesting premise going for it. Well, you can see some good action scenes (though heavily edited) in which she shows some … Leonard Maltin – BOMB – Idiotic action film boasts what may be the worst movie title ever coined. Ballistic: Ecks vs. How is he? Make no mistake, its not a great movie, the plot is so convoluted and paper thin, I'm not bothering with a plot recap at the beginning of this review. With Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu, Talisa Soto, Gregg Henry. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Directed by Wych Kaosayananda. 1987 Chevrolet Caprice. Not Ballistic: Ecks vs. And then it came to me: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Like the original Ecks vs. The movie … Lucy Liu, Antonio Banderas - 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is a loud, fast paced action packed flick that could have been great if the makers had actually bothered to give it some sort of interesting story which they didn't so it isn't. I believe Ecks vs. Ballistic: Ecks vs. 1993 Chevrolet Caprice. Sever Synopsis: Jonathan Ecks, an FBI agent, realizes that he must join with his lifelong enemy, Agent Sever, a rogue DIA agent with whom he is in mortal combat, in … And for that it must be commended. It’s legit hard to follow. 2002 BMW X5 . That said, there are FAR worst movies in existence, so it doesn't quite deserve its tag. On one mission as Ecks, you might be infiltrating a facility. Sever (2002) By dohaj, December 23, 2011 in Bad Movie Recommendations. It also spawned two surprisingly solid GBA games, which were both first-person shooters. Sever [Import] at Amazon.com. Sever One well-timed explosion in a movie can be a knockout, but a hundred of them can be numbing. Talk:Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever shows that the movie has the questionable honor of being part of the 100 bottom rated movies. Sever, available now from Amazon for thirty-two cents. … You know, Ecks, Martin didn't want to do it. Movie Info. Sever, Movie, 2002 . Edit. Studio: Franchise Pictures. With Antonio Banderas, Lucy Liu, Talisa Soto, Gregg Henry. Proof of this is "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever isn't great, but it's far from the "worst movie ever made." He then shoots several people (but we don't know if they're killed). Which makes sense considering this is the worst reviewed film on Rotten Tomatoes in history.) I told her it's because you just got beat up by a girl. Movie Name: Ballistic: Ecks vs. dohaj 0 dohaj 0 Wolfpup; Members; 0 2 posts; Posted December 23, 2011. 2001 BMW R 1150 RT. It also doesn't help that there is barely enough dialogue within its 91 minutes to cover a 10 minute short. I will certainly not defend the movie zealously, as there is a very understandable perspective that it is an abomination of action cinema. Sever is by far the best shooter for the GBA. Bullet missed his heart by about a centimeter. Use your wife as bait to get you back in the game. So you can also take Ballistic: Ecks vs. Tasked with destroying each other, an FBI agent and a rogue DIA agent soon discover that there's a … Sever (2002) Sign in to follow this . Sever is just for you. Genre(s): Action/Adventure. Buell X1 Lightning. With all sorts of questions left unanswered or not even addressed, a plot that doesn't take advantage of its basic premise of a deadly microscopic agent, and ham-fisted direction, the film is bad on just about every level. 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